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Silly Sunday Sermon (An oldie)
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The First worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead
The Second worm in cigarette smoke . . Dead!
Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . Dead!
Fourth worm in good clean soil . .Alive?!
So the Minister asked the congregation;
“So, my friends? What did you learn from this demonstration?”
Patty O’Dors, sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
“As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!” ๐ฏ ๐
That pretty much ended the service! ๐ฟ
Twitter ID: Rhonda Albom
Good one.
Twitter ID: bethere2day
Thanks for screeching by Rhonda ๐
Heeheehee! At least you won’t have those kinds of worms. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
Twitter ID: bethere2day
LOl Thanks for worming by mimi ๐ฟ
Well Steveo, I don’t drink alcohol, I don’t smoke, I do eat chocolate in moderation and I stay awaly from eating worms. They can kill you.
Do you drink alcohol, smoke, eat chocolate and eat worms my friend????????????????
Have a wonderful afternoon my friend. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Twitter ID: bethere2day
I don’t drink alcohol, smoke or eat chocolate although I would love to eat some chocolate but I am diabetic but I don’t go near worms Pauleo LOL ๐
Have a cruisetastic Sunday ๐
Twitter ID: Sandee9876543
Bwahahahahahahahaha. Yep that would end the service for sure.
Have a sillytastic Silly Sunday, Steve. ๐
Twitter ID: bethere2day
LOL thanks for worming by Sandee ๐
Twitter ID: ccol4him
LOL! That’s a good one. Chocolate is the only one I’d have trouble with, but diabetes and a slight allergy keep me from enjoying it too much.
Twitter ID: bethere2day
Same for me too Cynthia thanks for wriggling by ๐
Well that made me laugh out loud. That was a great one.
Twitter ID: bethere2day
Thanks for loling by Marg have a tanfastic Sunday ๐
Twitter ID: luxganzon
Fair point. LOL