Silly Sunday – The Lantern

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The Lantern

Out in the hills the poor pregnant woman was working in the barn when her water broke.
Jacob, she called out, go get the Doc, the baby is a coming!
So Jacob jumped on his horse and rode off to fetch the Doc.
When they returned, they went into the barn to find the woman laying on the ground in labour.
Quick the Doctor says – fetch me a lantern!
Jacob hands the lantern to the Doc and he holds it between the lady’s legs so he can see.
The Doc says, I see the head, the baby is about to be born!
Jacob couldn’t be happier! He spreads out a clean cloth to lay the baby on!
The Doc says – Congratulations Jacob you have a daughter!
The lady starts to cry and complain about pains.
Once again the Doc holds the lantern between her legs and says, Jacob, it looks like another one is a coming out!
A few minutes later the Doc says Jacob, you have a new son!
Jacob couldn’t be happier, the wife, once again begins to complain about the pain.
The Doctor grabs the lantern and holds it between her legs and says, Jacob you just ain’t gonna believe this..
At this point, Jacob looks the Doc square in the eye and says
Doc, Could you put out the lantern, I think the light is attracting them! ๐Ÿ˜‰ ;mrgreen:

12 Responses to “Silly Sunday – The Lantern”

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  1. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! And i thought a farmer might live a large litter. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

  2. Jacob’s wife must be wondering what the heck is going on with the doctor putting a lantern between her legs.
    Steveo, have a wonderful day my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. It could be the lantern that’s attracting them. He’s a blonde isn’t he? I thought so.

    Have a lanterntastic Silly Sunday. ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. Agent54 says:

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    It’s known as the flaw of attraction in some circles.

  5. Rosey says:

    You got be careful to know what tactics those doctors are going to use, lolol

  6. Rhonda says:

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    I don’t think I can shed any light on this one.